If something disturbs your mind, meditate until it is gone, vaporize it with sheer niceness, forget it ever reached your plane; if you cannot, you simply haven't meditated enough, try mastrubating until it goes away, trandscendental mastrubation always works. If you feel something is threatening your life, just "smile" it to death.
 
"Peace and love, brother, hey, I love you, I dig you, man, I'm hip to your mellow vibes, we can all be together, brother, man, I'd be a martyr for you, no matter what the reason, if you exist, I'm willing to not exist for you, man, or any of my brothers, let the love dig the hipness of its heavy mellow self, man, if I had any money, I'd give it to you, comrade. Say, man, could I shit in your pants? Mine are way too full."

Beat the juice and zest of four lemons with 1 1/2 cups of sugar. Mix 2 T. melted butter with 4 T. flour, 1/4 t. of salt. Beat 4 egg yolks.

Whip the yolks into the butter and flour and whisk in the juice and sugar. Gently pour in 2 cups of hot ater, beating all along, and place on a moderate flame.

Cook the custard until very thick, stirring constantly. Keep the flame adjusted so that the mixture cooks but
doesn't boil. When thick, add 2 T. cream.

Slightly cool.

Separately beat 4 egg whites until stiff, whisking in 2 tablespoons of sugar at the end. Toast 1 cup of halved almonds in a 350-degree oven for five to seven minutes, shaking once or twice.

 Nothing is as easy to burn as nuts!

Sprinkle them with a little sugar. Pour the lemon filling into your favorite baked pie shell, arrange nuts on top, then spread the egg whites in a swirling pattern and bake at 350 degrees until the meringue browns.

*yawns* And so it begins. How long will it last? No-one knows, but maybe this is the start of something beautiful. Maybe it will last for all eternity in the dark shrouds of the internet. Maybe it will last a minute and be destroyed in that minute by brief whim of dis-illusionment.

But whatever, I'm talking bollocks again. Just playing around with random blog engines. I think I may be obsessed. I'm hoping this will be a joint venture, although I haven't really planned it very well. It was just a sudden creation spawned from my lack of something to do at work.

So please bear with me.. Us..? As we get this show on the road. Sometime soon this will be a hive of our daily (?) ramblings, thoughts, pictures and things that amuse or little minds.